How to become a GB Forum Whore Nub

Ok now that you have discoverd GB you have discoverd E-seals and if you didnt know by now this is the place you go to find the "PrimaDonna" Players who think they are better than they truly are but if E-seals/GB Forum Whore Nubness are you Goal Here is the Ultimate Guide to Do Such

1)Change your name.If your name was GorillaSniper32 before its time to step up with the big boys.Your new name is Now +|GoRiLLaS..* You have now take your First Step HOLLL@@@@@

2)Go to the Forums of GB and FLame any kids who gets flamed just so you can jump on the bandwagon.All Replys Must start with the Following "LOLOLOLOL,WOW,ROFL,LMAO or WOW YOUR A SCRUB" Then Proceed to call any clan that is not comprised of former LiQ or G Members Newbs even though you have never been in a top 25 clan yourself and would know where to look to find one.

3)Go in Top 5's clan Room Try as Hard as you can but beware once you start 0-2 you must instantly Switch to a sniper Rifle and Run around and try to Shotgun Enemies while being sure to Accuse everyone that kills you of "TRYING SO HARD" this is the most important thing.If you do not succeed in Shotgunning any enemies proceed to try to TK the kids in the room you dont know in an attempt to look cool.

4)Learn How to Overload your bandwith by downloading Music,Movies so as to absorb many hits.If this does not work proceed to buy a router with a standby switch so that then whole time your sponging you can now warp on kids when you get discouraged about your poor play.

5)Go to the recruiting Posts and FInd a eseals clan whos 3-0.Try to look for the ones with a 14yr old as a leader since they are most apt to Lag,Cheat and not report.

6) As soon as you lose your first clan War and your terr Just blame it all on the M4 and their "spray" even though half of your team was using Newb M-16s and half of them were glitched..ITS ALWAYS THE M4's Fault it is never that a clan might be better than you are.

7)Now Unfortunately your clan has disbanded especially if they are *Too RaW* and you must find a new clan because one loss is unacceptable.Proceed to next undefeated clans try out room and recruiting posts.

8)Next go on the Forums and do some flaming while you are searching for a new clan.People might just remember your name because you flamed so much and mistake your being a Postwhote for being good if your Lucky.I suggest Going to the nearest [NoS] Sucks post and flaming them regardles of the fact that they have an 86% winpercentage and will be greater than any clan you will ever be in.

9)Go to an eseals room and chat with your fellow E-seals nubs about whos a scrub,what clan in the top 5 wants you to join them,whos a sponge,How this game sucks so bad you never try anymore and you dont care yet your always trying to "protect" your computer Rep and your always on socom.

10)Refer to anyone who uses an M-14,M4 or IW as a newb.accoring to you these people arent real players because they dont know what GB is.

11)Remember to Never,Ever and under Circumstances Tell someone your rank or mention that you used to be a Captain.Socom Rank No Longer exists and if you care about it your are newb.

12) Create a sig or an Avatar with either a Cannibus Symbol and a Gangster rapper or A Luxury car with the same spanish girl Rubbing her ass on it that is in "everyones avatar"
BEING ORIGINAL IN ESEALS IN UNACCEPTABLE.And even though you are 15 and wouldnt know what to do with a nude girl if she was lying on your face you must pretend like you do Because. Remember Your are the only kid who Plays Socom 24/7 and still Goes out on weekends and Pimps Hos and owns remember.

13)Make a rate me thread as soon as the first one pops up.Even though you have no idea who any of these kids are you pretedn you do and accuse half of them of being newbs and the other half of being 9.0 but just not quite a 10 because they lack sniping skills.

14)When Flaming be sure to do the Following:
a)always Correct Spelling because its the only thing you can possibly flame about.
b)When you cannot think of anything clever to say simply reply with the follwing posts:"WOW ur a scrub,Your a Moron,LOL your Life must be Fun and Stop Bitching about Godman weapons god you bunch of srubs"
c)Tell everyone about the 24 kill war you had against them that never existed and pretend like you remember the time they went 3-7 even though its imposible to remeber how everyone did in all their wars against you for everyone but you.
d)Proclaim that the Ladder was only good duing the first 3 days of Socom 2 when there were roughly 60% less gb members..

15) Be sure to talk mad shit in a war lobby room and abort And then Return Saying you got booted when you start 1-4 like all good players do.

16)Send away for an Autographed Picture of Hexum so you can put it in your frame and have it next to your Computer while your on GB.
P.S.- He signs it 225-10 love 311

17)talk shit to every clan you war in the lobby for no reason or Sing rap songs because your a black kid trapped in a white Skater dorks body.The Proceed to abort in the last map after you get deMolished.

18) Stay up till all hours of the Night Checking play by plays and huggin the nuts of Good clans.Refer to Rule #8. A good clan might one day confuse your flaming and ball huggin with you being a good player.

19)Buy a VCR and record every hour that you have played socom.After 3 monts you now have 9 clips of you getting lucky and owning kids and can make a video.YOU MUST USE A RAP SONG

20)NEXT join a former top 25 clan that lost 3 and a row and is on the verge of disbanding because all of their good players left and go to their tryout room and beg to get in.
E.G.- Ozzy401.War twice disband and now you have your first Past top 25 clan.HOLLAAAA
Luckily your family is going on vacation for a week so now you have to make a retirment thread.Now you can come out of retirement one week later with your first top 25 clan ready to make a recruitment post.HOLLAAA

21)Blame every loss on Ringer Clans.Because people have nothing better to do then war your clan.

YOU ARE NOW AN OFFICIAL ESEALS GB FORUM WHORE SUPER SCRUB.

If your fit into about 10 of these rules then People laugh @ you behind your back.

wow u took the time to write that shit??

i read the first couple, skipped to bottom and read the last couple.. and then thanked god i didnt spend my time reading the whole thing..

btw, do ppl still talk shit on gb? even after socom..?

lol im sure def didnt write that

I copied it from the COD4 forums.

Most important thing you forgot was to mention was to say you know the socom legend Raptor and you can get in any clan you want then lol.

or you could just be like raptor and write walls upon walls of text

Or you could be illiterate and not know how to read..