Eu Beta Start Date = March 23rd

According to my sources the start date for the european beta is on the 23rd of march. They aren't officially releasing any info till March 6, so the US beta won't be out till around march 8th or 15th. (Apparently thats when the playstation store updates) I think its stupid to delay it if its ready. A month of beta play is barely enough time to fix bugs and adjust the game settings, but thats just how Zipper likes to roll. Always late.

As if the game itself wasn't pushed back a year already, they can't even release a playable beta yet.

apparently they werent suppose to let that info out yet. that post on the EU forum has been changed. but i would agree that if they get it the 23rd we should have it no later the the 15th

will we getin cod maps tomo if that make u gys any happer

it's less of a beta in the sense that a lot of the changes that we are going to want just aren't likely to happen. I think of it more as a demo, but that's just me, these guys over at zipper just can't seem to get there stuff together but what else is new V_V I'm still hoping for a good game none the less. And COD BO maps are ok I've played them on xbox, nothing to special.

wgpeblade wrote:

will we getin cod maps tomo if that make u gys any happer

Is sper in surgery today? We need another translation.

I believe Dr. Sper had an emergency meeting with Patient X, he should be available later for questions and translations.

Seriously Blade, do you just mash your hands on the keyboard and hope it makes more sense than when you talk?

Anyways, this won't be a beta in the classic sense of the word. Most of these preorder/purchase bonus 'betas' nowadays are just a limited multiplayer demo with that branding in case it's ill-received, the creators can say "Well, that's just old code. The real thing is LEGIT." If anything at all will be gathered from this by Zipper (besides reviews) it'll be server stress information. Only if we uncover major, destructive-if-not-fixed bugs will they be altered by release. It was the same way with the Confrontation beta and, though I was in the private test for it as well as the public, S3 also.

NotoriusPenguin wrote:

I believe Dr. Sper had an emergency meeting with Patient X, he should be available later for questions and translations.

Yes very sorry gentleman. Even with my Doctorate in Linguistics, I still had a tough time deciphering what was being said. I am actually meeting with a software company to see if we can develop some sort of program that can easily translate the language of Patient X. I think the software will help tremendously in the relations with Patient X. Because as all of you know, I am the only one that can currently successfully communicate with Patient X. But soon, with the help of investors we will have a program up and running so that everyone can partake in the studies of Patient X.

Though the software is currently still in beta mode, the program reformatted Patient X's statement. And we don't want to tute our own horns just yet but, It is my opinion that the program deciphered the sentence with 99% accuracy. Its reads as such: "Excuse me gentlemen, I have some great news. Tomorrow the maps for COD Black Ops will be released, and I do hope that it makes everyone happy."


In the meantime, Patient X has been given a speak & spell to use when at home.

GetFuecked wrote:

wgpeblade wrote:

will we getin cod maps tomo if that make u gys any happer

Is sper in surgery today? We need another translation.

lmao

SPER wrote:

NotoriusPenguin wrote:

I believe Dr. Sper had an emergency meeting with Patient X, he should be available later for questions and translations.

Yes very sorry gentleman. Even with my Doctorate in Linguistics, I still had a tough time deciphering what was being said. I am actually meeting with a software company to see if we can develop some sort of program that can easily translate the language of Patient X. I think the software will help tremendously in the relations with Patient X. Because as all of you know, I am the only one that can currently successfully communicate with Patient X. But soon, with the help of investors we will have a program up and running so that everyone can partake in the studies of Patient X.

Though the software is currently still in beta mode, the program reformatted Patient X's statement. And we don't want to tute our own horns just yet but, It is my opinion that the program deciphered the sentence with 99% accuracy. Its reads as such: "Excuse me gentlemen, I have some great news. Tomorrow the maps for COD Black Ops will be released, and I do hope that it makes everyone happy."


In the meantime, Patient X has been given a speak & spell to use when at home.

Upon analysis, we have concluded that the "speak & tell" is far too advanced for Patient X. Perhaps, as rehabilitation progresses, we can revisit the use of this device.
Dr. Sper, as an expert in this field, do you have any other recommendations?

LuckyLuciano wrote:

SPER wrote:

NotoriusPenguin wrote:

I believe Dr. Sper had an emergency meeting with Patient X, he should be available later for questions and translations.

Yes very sorry gentleman. Even with my Doctorate in Linguistics, I still had a tough time deciphering what was being said. I am actually meeting with a software company to see if we can develop some sort of program that can easily translate the language of Patient X. I think the software will help tremendously in the relations with Patient X. Because as all of you know, I am the only one that can currently successfully communicate with Patient X. But soon, with the help of investors we will have a program up and running so that everyone can partake in the studies of Patient X.

Though the software is currently still in beta mode, the program reformatted Patient X's statement. And we don't want to tute our own horns just yet but, It is my opinion that the program deciphered the sentence with 99% accuracy. Its reads as such: "Excuse me gentlemen, I have some great news. Tomorrow the maps for COD Black Ops will be released, and I do hope that it makes everyone happy."


In the meantime, Patient X has been given a speak & spell to use when at home.

Upon analysis, we have concluded that the "speak & tell" is far too advanced for Patient X. Perhaps, as rehabilitation progresses, we can revisit the use of this device.
Dr. Sper, as an expert in this field, do you have any other recommendations?

I've heard of hooked on phonics working for some patients. Though as you stated it may be out of the realm of understanding for Patient X. I suggest a lobotomy. But this operation will require the confirmation of all Dr.s. Its a very controversial procedure but very well may cure him. We will need to schedule a meeting, all hands will need to be on deck for everything to go smoothly. We may even need to call in Nurse Jane to help if anyone can contact her for the procedure.

SPER wrote:

LuckyLuciano wrote:

SPER wrote:

NotoriusPenguin wrote:

I believe Dr. Sper had an emergency meeting with Patient X, he should be available later for questions and translations.

Yes very sorry gentleman. Even with my Doctorate in Linguistics, I still had a tough time deciphering what was being said. I am actually meeting with a software company to see if we can develop some sort of program that can easily translate the language of Patient X. I think the software will help tremendously in the relations with Patient X. Because as all of you know, I am the only one that can currently successfully communicate with Patient X. But soon, with the help of investors we will have a program up and running so that everyone can partake in the studies of Patient X.

Though the software is currently still in beta mode, the program reformatted Patient X's statement. And we don't want to tute our own horns just yet but, It is my opinion that the program deciphered the sentence with 99% accuracy. Its reads as such: "Excuse me gentlemen, I have some great news. Tomorrow the maps for COD Black Ops will be released, and I do hope that it makes everyone happy."


In the meantime, Patient X has been given a speak & spell to use when at home.

Upon analysis, we have concluded that the "speak & tell" is far too advanced for Patient X. Perhaps, as rehabilitation progresses, we can revisit the use of this device.
Dr. Sper, as an expert in this field, do you have any other recommendations?

I've heard of hooked on phonics working for some patients. Though as you stated it may be out of the realm of understanding for Patient X. I suggest a lobotomy. But this operation will require the confirmation of all Dr.s. Its a very controversial procedure but very well may cure him. We will need to schedule a meeting, all hands will need to be on deck for everything to go smoothly. We may even need to call in Nurse Jane to help if anyone can contact her for the procedure.

she can give me any procedure she likes

Zipper will announce tomorrow, March 4 at 12pm est, when the beta will start. They will also announce the final multiplayer mode: Bomb Squad. Sounds like demo to me.

Bomb squad does indeed sound like demo and that makes me smile a little bit at least. ^_^ I'm just hoping for a date that is soon.....soon I tell you soon.

I dedicate this song to the socom beta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyDPKnqDYHg&feature=player_embedded

i'lll wait patiently in the shadows

Ebbs wrote:

I dedicate this song to the socom beta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyDPKnqDYHg&feature=player_embedded

Boy, what a hottie!

Ebbs wrote:

I dedicate this song to the socom beta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyDPKnqDYHg&feature=player_embedded

lmao...what are people thinking when doing these things?